Greetings from one of many sleep deprived college sophomores!
Here's a list of mishaps that have happened to me in the past few weeks...
1) I burned my finger while attempting to microwave a cup of water, by forgetting to put water in the cup...
2) While boiling an egg I accidentally cracked the shell so that the egg at once boiled and self destructed
3) I stubbed my toe while walking on concrete
4)I forgot my wallet and had to walk all the way back to my apartment in the rain to eat ramen for lunch
5) I spent half an hour on a 112 problem set question only to realize my algebra woes were due to a slight extension of my division bar which turned 1-num/denom to (1-num)/denom
Who says that growing up means always getting it right?